He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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