she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
They took my balls.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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