"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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