No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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