Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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