Me too!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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