i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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