Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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