absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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