Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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