butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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