He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
