dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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