For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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