Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Mom said you looked used
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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