i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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It's rum buckets o'clock
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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