hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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