ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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