Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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