I hate your face
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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