im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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