So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Randomize
