Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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