weddingsv make me drug and hornr
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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