Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
