Did you just see the Batmobile???
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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