and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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