i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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