I cockslap morals
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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