they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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