my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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