FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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