you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Text me some of your sweat
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