I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We’re leaving where are you
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