How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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