so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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