I'm really into asian looking animals
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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