but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
