I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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