I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
