I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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