Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
