glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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