Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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