In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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