he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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