so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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