I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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