My first STD was from a foam party
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize