Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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