Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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