check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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