his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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